Meghan's terminally dull With Love series is back for season two but, after just a week, it's already fallen out of Netflix’s top-ten list. No surprise there because nothing’s changed – Meghan’s still the cold, fake, characterless narcissist she was in season One. How can any of us believe this woman has a scintilla of love to give anyone when she still refuses to speak to her 81-year-old sick father. What the hell were Netflix thinking of renewing her contract?

NB: Meghan says wearing nude tights to conform with The Firm’s dress code compromised her identity. Really? What about all those skimpy, bosom-flaunting dresses she wore as a game show host on Deal or no Deal? Didn’t they?

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I think it’s grossly unfair to say thick-as-mince Angela Rayner is waging war on the middle-classes. She hates everyone!

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Actress Natalie Portman has been filming a new ad for Dior’s Essence perfume for which she is “the face”. She said of working with the fashion house: “When you start you have that outsider feeling but as the years go by you feel part of it.” Never more so than when the £7million a year Dior pays her hits her bank account!

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African romance fraudsters who are targeting British women and robbing them online are justifying it claiming its revenge for colonialism and the slave trade.

No, they’re just thieving scumbags!

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We all know Rachel Reeves is headed for the political Knacker’s Yard. But her fate is well and truly sealed now it’s been revealed that the bloke helping to write her budget is hard-left zealot Torsten Bell, who campaigned to scrap the triple lock and to hike taxes for the middle classes – two issues that have already destroyed Reeves’ credibility.

This woman really is so much thicker than she looks because this act of folly won’t just do for her it’ll also finish the idiot Starmer who appointed her. Bring it on…

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Olivia Coleman and Benedict Cumberbatch have to be two of THE most irritating stars in showbiz. So, the idea of putting both together in a re-hash of The War of the Roses seems like a bit of a gamble.

Cumberbatch has a “serious method approach” to his work (meaning he’s a pretentious a***hole) and she has a “no-nonsense, let’s get on with it” one, (meaning she does zero prep and just says her lines).

Both sound like monumental pains in the backside. Who’d pay good money to watch their movie – and be irritated?

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Lib Dem Ed Davey is refusing to go to the State banquet when President Trump makes his second state visit to Britain in September.

He says he’s sending a message to The Donald about the humanitarian crisis in Gaza which he says Trump could end if he wanted to. As most people in the UK haven’t a clue who Ed Davey is. I’m pretty sure Trump won’t know or care who he is either – and won’t give a toss about any message he’s sending.

But most importantly this big booby, who’s now saying God told him to boycott the banquet, is insulting the King by his absence. He’s the leader of the third biggest political party in this country for God’s sake and it’s his job, not to mention his duty, to be there.

He won’t be missed, of course, because he’s a nobody, but if he really cared about Gaza’s humanitarian crisis he’d have jumped at the chance of a face to face with the bloke he says could end it. But he’s chosen to run away instead.

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Am I the only one bored senseless by the wall-to-wall coverage of Taylor Swift’s engagement to US football star, Travis Kelce?

The proposal – which should have been one of the most beautiful, romantic, private moments of their lives – was actually a staged photoshoot filmed to her track of So High School, which was then pinged around the world.

But it was all fake as Kelce’s Dad, Ed, says he actually proposed two weeks ago. So, two people who really don’t need any more publicity staged a fake engagement photoshoot to get more publicity?

Oh, and the engagement announcement coincided with an announcement about Swift’s new album, Life of a Showgirl. Discuss!

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Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary is offering bonuses to staff who dob people in it for carrying on oversized cabin bags.

Will this angry little Irishman never tire of finding new ways to cr*p all over the passengers who’ve made him a multi-millionaire?

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Essex County Council has offered support to people who feel “unsettled” by an increase in British flags flying across the country. Who are these unsettled people and why are they living here if our national flag upsets them?

More importantly, why is this woke, idiotic council using the money of patriotic taxpayers to comfort unpatriotic people?